refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

(via hate)


(via b4bygrillz)


arockforthosebelow:

*panicked student voice* wait what day is it

(via laced-chocolate)


jonathan:

what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral

(via definitive)


(via city-boi)


thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

(via happy-healthy-and-fit)


Q
When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.
Anonymous
A

scalelectricity:

If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head. 


magrela4life:

fitwald:

meetyourinnerstrength:

hahahah yusss

#Truth

fact

magrela4life:

fitwald:

meetyourinnerstrength:

hahahah yusss

#Truth

fact

(via fit-beyond-measure)



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